Would you open a letter that wasn't your? No? Of course not. But say this letter was fancy and baby pink and happen to be accidentally put into your mailbox. Still not tempted? Right, no. Well, I wouldn't either... But I was really bored and had nothing to do, so well it was okay if it was just ONE letter so it's no big deal! Being bored is the one condition you can do whatever you want.
I ripped open the envelope after fingering it for a very long time. I pulled out a creamy paper and started reading:
Dear Ms. Smith,
You have been invited to a cocktail party downtown on 56Th street....
Blah, blah, blah. Great, just some boring invitation to a cocktail party where everyone gets drunk. Well, I would've probably impersonated Ms. Smith and went if I were a grown-up... I'm kidding!
This invitation now owes me a day of boredom and temptation--or it might been just me. Now I probably learnt my lesson and will never open other people's letters, I know I'll just waste my time.
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