Oh, HOLDEN CAULFIELD!? You mean that madman who came up to me and my friends in the Lavender room?? He told us his name was JIM STEELE!! *Look around room* Anyways he starting hitting on me, Marty and Laverne, we couldn’t help but laugh, and then he looked SO upset. I mean he was giving us the once-over for goodness sakes! He kept asking us to dance about a thousand times, but he was really looking at ME. (This sort of freaked me out).
Gosh, it was so hilarious. He looked like he was almost an adult but he sure didn’t act like it. That boy looked drunk, and I sort of felt sorry for him, talking to girls that aren’t even his age. I had to stop myself from saying “Who do you think you are?” but ‘course, he was still a child so I had to act sophisticated, or who knows! He looked like the type to take advantage.
I finally succumbed and he looked like he won a gold medal. He told me I was a great dancer about a thousand times, I wasn’t really listening; I swear, I thought I saw Elizabeth Taylor. Then he kissed me right on my forehead out of nowhere! And I was all “hey! What’s the idea?!” I mean who will kiss someone just because they’re a terrific dancer!?
*Break*
After he danced with Marty, she came back and screamed she saw a glimpse of Gary Cooper!! Gosh, Marty’s SO lucky! She actually SAW him! Gosh I went sore after that but I couldn’t help but be excited that I was in the same room as George Cooper.
Anyways we lied that we wanted to see the early sunset tomorrow after he had asked us where we were from, and before I can think of a lie, ‘course Marty and Laverne had to say we were from Seattle. I mean, came from Seattle, Washington to New York, with my best friends, Marty and Laverne. To be honest; we were sort of hoping to bump into celebrities.
Then he was asking us where we worked and I was sure he was gonna ask us what our house number and address was. Gosh, that kid was one creepy madman. So I had to drag Marty and Laverne out of the Lavender room. So much for trying to bump into celebrities.
And I could feel his creepy eyes on me the whole time we were practically running out of the Lavender room. When we finally got out, we collapsed laughing and went to central park to go look for more movie stars.